रविवार, 4 अक्तूबर 2015

JNU, long live the "revolution", comrade!

Yesterday got an opportunity to visit JNU for the very first time. And it was worth it. The moment we entered the cloistered campus it felt we're not in the clustered  megalopolis of Delhi but some resort deep within the  vegetations of hinterland. To our delightful surprise and jealousy it was nothing like any educational campus especially from our experiences limited to crammed up into minuscule space medical colleges/institutes full of squalor, garbage, filth, crowds and crowded concrete buildings where even sunlight forgets entering. Then we had one more reason why the traitor commies do not wanna leave this paradise within the urban hell of Delhi. The secluded & idyllic, almost a heaven, with its own post office, banks, schools for kids, gas agency, markets and cafes apart interspersed in the pretty jungles  spread over kilometres and hundreds of hectares of prime landscape. All this is enjoyed by the commie traitors and saboteurs at the cost of our taxpayers money.

Started in 1969 as a citadel of "communism and proletariat against bourgeoisie and imperialism" by the evil Gandi dynasty it has the tradition of churning out successive generations of anti-Hindu & anti-bhArata comrades who keep lingering on in the campus for at least a decade as students and then the most rabid of them get inducted as the faculty(including STEM streams) keeping the vicious cycle on and on.

Being used to the squalid hospitals we were pretty shocked at the three star washrooms of the convention centre near the school of life sciences, and the auditorium was unbelievably comfortable to say the least with leg space between the seats more than 3.5 feet which we've never ever encountered in any medical institute including AIIMS/PGIMER..! Dictatorship of the proletariat- where the apparatchik & commiserate enjoy the fruits & perks of "revolution" doing no real work except "intellectual" ones countering the "reactionaries" while the serfs & the proletariat sweat it out to make the "revolution" a success.

Coming out into the open from the ergonomically designed building(s) unlike the stuffy, dank, dingy multi-storey dungeons ie hospitals and medical colleges was truly a doubly surreal experience which can be only felt not described. The sounds of birds chirping, the sight of squirells running abound, the smell of wild flowers with leaves fallen on ground..peacocks attempting flight, mongooses moving swiftly within bushes, scores of species of evergreen as well as deciduous trees and green shrubs completing the serene & beautiful canvas with their lush green foliage: at least to us all of this made our hearts and minds filled up with myriads of feelings and thoughts. Romance and retribution being the foremost and of course envy, anger, admiration, bliss, disgust amongst many.

And yes, we spotted enough samples of typical JNU breed- bush on the face, jhola hanging upon the dirty kurta over antifit jeans and a worn out pair of chappals.

Here's a snap of an insignificant tiny corner from JNU. Just imagine its expanse.

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